fatbabeprincess:

"plus size clothes cost more bc it makes more fabric to make!!!" then why the fuck isn’t a size 2 more expensive than a 0? why isn’t a 6 way more expensive then a size 2??????

also why the fuck do shorts in target cost the same as jeans or other pants in target??? same with crop tops?? i bought a crop top for 20 bucks the other day that shit literally has half the fabric of a regular shirt ya’ll can fuck off

Happy Hobbit Day!

kurtiswiebe:

sarcasticfina:

Psych vs. Supernatural

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Welcome to “What happens when it’s shot in Vancouver!”

gingerdonna:

GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS TRANSFIGURING THE PUMPKIN 

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

 「悔いなき選択」| A Choice With No Regrets
Erwin Smith / Levi 

erroetcresco:

illolitanati:

jaehyomo:

i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”

THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG

I got 99 problems and permanent boobage is about 26 of them.

consistentlyaverage:

excepttheeyes:

No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail

HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME

infinite-songbird:

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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I was advised to change my surname because no one could pronounce it. People still can’t pronounce it. But I thought my dad would kill me if I changed it. In the end, I decided that what you need to do is what we can now officially call “Cumberbatch” it: make sure that you become sufficiently well-known that no-one could mis-pronounce your name.
Mark Gatiss (pronounced “Gay-tiss" and not "Gah-tiss”) [x] (via enigmaticpenguinofdeath)

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.