tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
i dunt see it
i don’t see it
now i see it
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
"synthesize big macs out of nothing" is breaking the law of conservation of mass
don’t ever break that law (◕‿◕✿)
brittany u ok
I think brittany needs some air
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
I’ve come to believe I’m gender fluid. There have been many times in the passed few years where I’ve had days that I feel more male than female. I’m glad I’ve finally come to this conclusion. I’m just not sure how to present it to my parents or my daughter /: I’m completely sure they wouldn’t mind, they were ridiculously supportive of me coming out as a lesbian. ((Ok, is there such a thing as a gender fluid lesbian?))
I feel good about this…but at the same time I’m stressing over it now…like, how could I not realize this within 23 years of life. I didn’t even let my true self shine through before I made a huge mistake and ended up with a sweet little girl who means the whole world to me.
Any advice on how to not fuck things up?
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.
I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking. So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?
i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”
the twilight one is like abstract poetry
If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.
It works well the opposite way too
|—||literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via c-isnenegro)|
I’ll leave y’all with some John Watson butt, ‘cause why not. Also look at his cute lil belt.